Sunday, September 25, 2011

Clean that sh*t up!

What to do when you have a serious case of 拉肚子 (Lādùzi), or diarrhea, the person who visited the stall before seems to have suffered the same gastrointestinal fate, and left behind a smudged present on the toilet lid? Well, I will tell you! First, you use #1 to rinse off #2. Then, you get a wad of toilet paper and wipe away any remaining yummies that do not suit your taste. You are now clear for landing.

This may seem a bit crazy and unhygienic, but never question what you will do in order to handle business (in the broad sense of the word).

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